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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: No, he can't read my poker face. (She's got me like nobody)

    The Misheard: No, he can't read my poker face.(She ain't got no upper body)

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my, poker face

    The Misheard: carry my, carry my, no he can't breathe my, broke her face

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face

    The Misheard: P-p-p-poker face butt butt-f**ker face

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: tell me why tell me why he cant read my poker face

    The Misheard: Cherry Pie Cherry Pie he cant read my poker face

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my, he can't read my poker face, (she's got me like nobody)

    The Misheard: Hairy black,hairy black,don't want him to see my broken face,she's got the whoomble body!

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my, no, they can't read my Poker face, poker face

    The Misheard: Carry my, carry my, no, they carry myPoker face, poker face

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: Can't read my Can't read my No you can't read my Poker Face

    The Misheard: Carry mineCarry mineNo you can't breathe in my Poker Face

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face

    The Misheard: Buh-buh-butt pucker face, buh-butt pucker face

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: Just like a chick in the casino

    The Misheard: Just like a chicken that can sing

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Poker Face

    Real Lyric: Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my poker face

    The Misheard: Can't admireCan't admireNo he can't admire my poker face

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